In an igloo on an island in a sea of icy water lived an inch worm named Ignacious and his itsy bitsy daughter

She was smaller than an ink blot and her name was Isabelle and she didn't need a cradle because she slept in a sea shell

Don't know the rest, but it's sung to the tune of Clementine

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                                                                                    Sincerely,

                                                                                                    Queequeg T Dog Ph.D

                                                                                                       K-9 Brain Surgeon